Drink to That!: Whiskey Cologne Exists

There’s sushi cologne, egg nog cologne and even Pizza Hut’s got their own scent. Naturally, this whiskey cologne was inevitable.

Although, I’m not too sure how most ladies will take to smelling whiskey breath on a gentleman’s dermis. It’s a bit . . . unexpected but hey, everyone loves Jameson neat (and if you don’t, then poo!) so perhaps a few sprays of eau de whiskey can’t hurt. I imagine this scent by perfumier Commodity leaves the more robust flavors of the liquor behind, while playing up its subtle notes of sweet honey, malted barley and smokey oak.

That, or you could end up reeking of your local dive bar’s happy hour. If that’s the case, some of Commodity’s more lowkey scents might do — Mimosa, Tea and Book, for instance. I, for one, need to get my hands on this peculiarly named “Book” cologne. I’ve always had a thing for the smell of musky libraries. Go figure.

Whiskey Cologne (100ml bottle) $65 Pre-order @Commodity 

H/T Incredible Things

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