Egg Nog Cologne Smells Like ‘Nutmeg and a Dash of Cinnamon’

Just in time for that last Christmas party, the Demeter Fragrance Library is here with Egg Nog Cologne. Their “delightful, creamy concoction with touches of nutmeg and a dash of cinnamon” is sure to have your fellow partygoers dying to get drunk from the creamy goodness emanating from every corner of your body.

For those seeking a more private experience with l’eau de egg nog, they also offer a shower gel, massage oil and calming body lotion for more intimate moments of food-related sexiness.

The scent loses authenticity points for forgoing the alcoholic kick so beloved in egg nog, but Demeter going with the virgin recipe was probably for the best, otherwise the fragrance would be more Annoying Alcoholic Uncle than cozy old Egg Nog.

Egg Nog cologne @ Amazon

via Demeter Fragrance Library

More content

Products
Cheetos’ Wild New Halloween Flavor Creates Four Different Sensations In Your Mouth
Cheetos is already getting into the Halloween spirit with a new flavor that apparently wants to haunt your mouth. Launching later this month, Cheetos Sweet…
,
InnovationProducts
Someone Invented A Beer Glass That Punishes You For Forgetting To Drink Water
We’ve all heard the responsible drinking advice before: Have some water between beers. Pace yourself. Hydrate. All sensible suggestions that become considerably easier to forget…
,
CultureProducts
Is Banana The New Pumpkin Spice? Food Brands Are Betting On It
There’s a banana craze right now—it’s actually bananas. Even The New York Times questioned whether banana flavors are the new pumpkin spice. That’s how you…
,
Burger
We Deliver!

Enter your email address below and we'll deliver our top stories straight to your inbox