Your Childhood Crush to Your Drunken Mistake, As Told Through Pizza

You know how the old joke goes. “Sex is like pizza. When it’s good, it’s good. When it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.” It’s an often-quoted analogy that has invited many an innuendo-laden response.

Well, CollegeHumor has taken the saying one step further and compared our favorite late-night (who are we kidding, every-night) snack to the various stages in one’s love life. From the childhood crush to the drunken mistake, this is your love life, as told through pizza.

 

 

 

 

via CollegeHumor

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