You Want Me to Pick Up That Cookie with My What? [HUMOR]

It’s always funny when people use a wrong word totally thinking it’s the right word. Like when you try to insult someone and instead of voicing their resentment, they bite back with a pithy, “Hey, I resemble that remark!”

And that’s pretty much what happened here, in this photo by blogger Arbroath in which some bakery or restaurant owner probably meant to ask guests to pick up their cookies with “tongs” instead of using their bare, dirty hands.

Unless of course they actually meant tongues, in which case I’m wondering how on earth they manage to teach dogs how to read.

H/T + PicThx Neatorama

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