You Can Literally Sh*t Gold with these Gold Flaked Pills

Yes, thanks to Tobias Wong and Ju$t another Rich kid (Ken Courtney), you can now sh*t gold by way of these gold-dipped capsules filled with 24K gold leaf. As the creators explained, “Like an addict, all I want is more. Like celebrity and celebrity culture, demand for luxury items is completely created.”

Fascinating. So apparently the way to battle unbridled consumerism is to literally consume and excrete the goods in a form of epic irony. However, at 20 mm L and $425 each, I have a feeling that unloading precious metals into the toilet is about as logical as drinking cat sh*t.

Gold Pills: $425 @ CITIZEN:Citizen

H/T Incredible Things + PicThx CITIZEN:Citizen

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