WTFF: Burger King Giving Away Free SatisFries This Weekend
WHO: Burger King
WHAT: Presumably, because nobody wants them, Burger King is giving away from value-sized orders of cardboard their new reduced fat, reduced calorie, crinkle-cut “Satisfries.” One order per person.
WHERE: All participating locations while supplies last.
WHEN: Saturday, October 12 and Sunday, October 13.