Would You Like Your Eggs Scrambled, Sunnyside Up or Erect?

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Ever wish that you could eat your eggs on a stick like a warm, breakfast popsicle? Nope, me neither. But someone invented a machine to do it anyways.

As the Rollie Eggmaster infomercial informs us, it’s the “fast, easy, pan-free way to make perfect eggs every time!” In case you were too lazy to make eggs the traditional way, The Rollie Eggmaster has your back. This little machine cooks your eggs in a cylindrical tube shape which pops them up when they’re done. Like toast. But with eggs.

Although this product seems entirely unnecessary and watching someone eat the egg popsicle did make me a little queasy, I will admit that some of the breakfast combos sounded appealing. Like the bacon and egg Rollie. Bacon, always a win.

Rollie $30 @getrollie

H/T + PicThx Consumerist and Gizmag

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