I recently attended my cousin’s 21st birthday, and this little asshole casserole was being fed froofy ass shots like a Buttery Nipple and a Redheaded Slut, and he was loving it. I stepped in to rock that little slut’s face off with some manly man shots, and that’s when I realized that the only two shitty shots I knew were the Gorilla Fart and the Four Horsemen. Right in that moment is when I decided to travel from bar to bar, trying to learn what exactly were…

The Worst Shots Ever

Hayley and I made our way to a popular bar amongst locals called Blackie’s in Newport Beach, CA, to try out what they think is the worst shot ever: a concoction called the Tetanus Shot. Alaina, our lovely bartender, was sure to make us squeal just watching her throw this hot garbage together.

According to Alaina, this shot is a sort of inaugural shot for anybody that is inducted into a tight-knit group of drinkers called the Rusty Hooks. Although Hayley and I weren’t nearly cool enough to become new members, we were still “honored” to suck this bad boy down our gullets. It was hard to do, but then again, we’re pretty hard. Check out how it all played out.