What Would Batman Eat? A Look into the Dark Knight’s Daily Diet

It seems that these days, Batman has more than enough on his plate. Between fighting frisky felines and feral fanboys, it must be hard for the guy to fit in a good, solid meal now and again, if he manages to eat at all. Here’s how we at Foodbeast imagine a day-in-the-life of the Bat-Kitchen-Table:
 

7:00 p.m. — Dinner. Foie-Gras Covered Steak (Raw) with Sauteed Spinach and Whiskey on the Rocks.

‘Cause he a baller.

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10 p.m. — Patrolling. Hostess Cupcakes, 5 Hour Energy Shots and Black Licorice.

Because even Batman can use some snacks.

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5 a.m. — Bat-Munchies. Protein Powder, KFC Chicken Wings and a Weinerschnitzel Hot Dog.

Because when Batman wants fast food, he’s gonna avoid places with clowns.

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8 a.m.-ish — Breakfast. Bat-Toast, Bat-Oatmeal, Plain Greek Yogurt and Black Coffee.

Because sometimes Alfred can be a hopeless sap and gets bored while waiting up for Bruce all night.

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Anywhere between 1 and 3 p.m. — Lunch. Dark Berry Mountain Dew and a Nyquil.

Because Dark Berry Mountain Dew tastes like justice, and after a long night of crime-fighting, the Dark Knight needs a nap.

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