Vitamin Water: Charge (Lemon-Lime)

“I’m sure our old friend Sun-Tzu would have something fierce to say about preparation and one-upping your opponent, but the bottom line is that when it’s time to kick some you-know-what, you best be ready (you know, hydrated). So next time you try riding into battle on a yorkshire terrier, make sure you grab an electrolyte-packed charge. It’ll add a little bite to your bark”. (Thx Vitaminwater)

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