Vitamin Water: Balance (Cran-Grapefruit)

“Diminutive gymnasts have their beam, yoga instructors have their mat and lady justice has her scales. What do you have? I’d suggest a vitaminwater balance. It has glucosamine, which helps your joints stay flexible, so you’ll have all the balance you need to try having a tea party on top of a flagpole.” (Thx Vitaminwater)

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