Taco Bell Applicant Thinks ‘Outside the Bun,’ Hilarity Ensues [PHOTO]

Someone needs to hire this kid ASAP. Other than being a muthaf*ckin’ boss and having handwriting more badass than Da Vinci’s, he knows what’s up. Honesty is the best policy.

According to his job application (pictured above), he “found out” about Taco Bell the way we all found out: It’s past midnight, you spot a purple bell and gravitate towards it like a drunk fly to a porch light. Plus, he gets extra props for manning up and ordering the “cheesiest gordita crunch.”

We just wish we could see his answer for “What do you see yourself doing in 5 years?”

H/T HuffPo + PicThx Reddit

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