This One Goes Out to All the Ladies – The Flask Bangle

Sorry fellas, it looks like your services will no longer be needed on girls night out. You know, since you’re just there to carry our stuff for us. But really, thanks to this spiffy new flask bangle bracelet by Cynthia Rowley, trashy club girls everywhere can now carry their favorite booze by themselves, thank you very much.

Although it’s not as sneaky as the Flask Tie, it’s still world’s better than the Wine Rack Sports Bra.

Personally, I’d like the design so much better if it wasn’t for that ugly chain connecting the cap to the bracelet. What do I need that for? It’s not like I’m gonna lose it or anyth . . . nevermind.

Flask Bangle: $225 @ Cynthia Rowley

via Incredible Things

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