This Guy Refuses to Eat Fast (Humor)

I can almost guarantee this guy is going to get famous off this ridiculous picture. Maybe just a low-key Internet famous. Either way, he’s taking his sweet time eating this pie, attitude and all. Get a load of the girl to his left, digging in as if her college education was dependent on it. We were going to discredit this guy as #antiFOODBEAST, but now that I think about it, dude is so mellow I’m thinking otherwise. If he’s enjoying his pie, then this type of behavior is totally #foodbeast. Eat on!

(PicThx Lambda_Eta)

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