This Confused Toddler Can’t Find The Fork He’s Firmly Gripping

We’ve all been caught in that familiar whirlwind of confusion before, where you spin around in circles looking for that Hot Pocket you had in your hand a second ago when you got up to get some water, but now you have no idea where it is, so you call your sister a fat thief and threaten to tell your parents that she broke their favorite vase when she had her stupid Bachelor viewing party with her equally stupid but hot friends. Or something like that.

One especially confused kid struggled to find the fork planted firmly in his macaroni-stabbing hand. Thanks to the aid of his helpful brother and the snicker-laced guidance of his mother, this little Christopher Columbus finally found what he had been looking for this whole time.

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