This Bacon Poem is Actually Super Romantic

Maybe I’m just a sucker for bumbling crushing boys with hearts of gold (here’s looking at you, Peter Parker.) But something about a guy who might not be the smoothest of cats, but who still puts his whole heart into expressing his love, regardless of how silly it might seem – I dunno, something about all that just screams “OMG GET INSIDE ME.”

Take this poem, posted outside a small butcher shop, for instance. Surface non sequiturs aside, it just makes sense. The color of romance is red, right? Roses are red. And you know what else is red? Bacon.

With that in mind, check out the surprisingly thoughtful chalk poem below:

baconpoem

See? Now isn’t that sweet?

H/T + Picthx 9GAG, FastCompany

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