These Mortal Kombat Beers Are 100 Times Better Than The Movies

Most people my age (28) have pretty fond memories of playing Mortal Kombat as a child. Hell, I even used to love the old movies too, until I watched them as an adult and wanted to vomit into my own eyes thanks to horrendous acting and shit-for-poop graphics.

Sound Brewery in Poulsbo, Washington, has come out with three beers honoring arguably the three most popular characters from Mortal Kombat: Sub-Zero, Scorpion and Raiden. Each beer is a specific flavor, adorned with the character’s signature look on the label.

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The Sub-Zero is an Imperial IPA, the Raiden is an Imperial Saison a.k.a. a Belgian-style, and the Scorpion is an Imperial Stout with hints of vanilla bean and chile flavors. In regards to the style and character pairings, it’s safe to say that each beer represents the essence of these characters pretty well. On top of that, each beer has an ABV of 8-8.5%. Drinking too many of these will surely lead to a…fatality…

Sorry, had to.

 

 

Photo Credit: Geek

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