The Worst Tardis Cake in all of Time and Space

This cake should be taken to the end of the universe and hurled into a black hole.

sad tardis cake

lazy tardis cake

The only thing that’s even remotely Tard-ish about this cake is its color and the fact that it’s labeled “Tardis.” The cake decorator did had enough skill to scribble out their apology message but apparently frosting the whole damn thing in Tardis Blue icing required too much effort. Also, IT’S THE WRONG BLUE. Ugh.

But hey, at least they were honest up front, that’s got to count for something, right?

H/T + PicThx That’s Nerdalicious

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