The Undead Hasselhoff Burger Is Sexier Than ‘Baywatch’

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You never know when David Hasselhoff will sneak his way into relevance again. You probably got a good chuckle when he made a casual appearance on “Sons of Anarchy” and tore up the stage for “America’s Got Talent.” Now he has risen from the ashes again in the form of a burger.

Zombie Burger in Des Moines, Iowa, has unleashed the “Undead Hasselhoff” on the world, and it is glorious.

A tribute to Hasselhoff, this German-inspired burger is filled with pretzel-breaded brats drenched in spicy mustard, beer Cheez Whiz and cheddar cheese.

If The Hoff were dead, he’d probably be turning over in his grave right now, reaching for this monstrosity to shove in his mouth.

H/T Eater

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