The Most Heartless Way to Eat a Perfectly Good Cronut [VIDEO]

cronut cruelty

Leave it up to the internet to take a perfectly good cronut and pulverize it to smithereens. Guys, we really need to have a talk.

Apparently, The Guardian commemorated Donut Day last week by waiting in line for an hour and a half to get their hands on a delicious cronut. After asking their readers what the proper procedure should be once the Holy Grail cronut was procured, many expressed their need to see it turned into an awful mess of sugared gravy. Thus, “the blended cronut – with bourbon” was born.

Although I don’t approve of this level of inhumanity, let’s look at the bright side. At least there’s booze in it.

Check out the full horror show below:


H/T The Guardian

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