The Ladies Brunch Burger (Paula Deen Sexified)

Paula Deen is unquestionably one of the most erotic figures on the Food Network family. Her sensual cooking shows, her provactive nature, and her 70 year old body matched with her fatty dishes just melt hearts of young men everywhere and give young women someone positive to model themselves after into their golden years. With this Ladies Brunch Burger, we get a perfect example of why she is who she is. We’re looking at a burger being held together with two glazed donuts, a patty, a beautifully cracked sunnyside egg and a couple strips of bacon. Everything looks so sexy…so sticky…so…so….Paula Deen. (PicThx TIWYF)

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