The Gumball Machine Dress is Real, and Awesome

Let’s face it, your dress probably doesn’t have a gumball machine on it. If you’ve faced that realization many times throughout the course of your dress-wearing existence, today can be the day all your dreams get fulfilled.

Etsy shop owner Coyote Peyote has put together a dress made of medium weight cotton, synthetic fabric with a red felt fumball machine stitched off to the side of the front of the garment. The bubble part of the machine is completely see through, and holds loose gumball beads to simulate live action candy. There’s a back invisible zipper, and the $135 dress comes in 5 sizes.