The Banana Bunker Provides All The Protection You’ll Ever Need

There is something selling on Groupon called the Banana Bunker, and it is inappropriately amazing.

It is essentially a banana condom that keeps your yellow fruit safe from the dangers of the outside world and keeping it fresh.

Not only does Groupon know that it looks like a sex toy you’d find at Spencer’s, they have answers for each and every question you might have about the Banana Bunker, and maybe life.

The comments seemingly went on forever, but here are some of the best moments of Groupon giving Buddha-like responses on its Facebook page.

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Like, what if you’re girlfriend doesn’t like the Banana Bunker?

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Or if you want to get touchy-feely with the Banana Bunker.

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If your kids have trouble peeling bananas.

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They know how to deal with drama queens.

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They know how to make math easy.

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Proving size doesn’t matter.

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How to deal with banancide.

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Taking care of any shrinkage.

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They raised an incredible amount of awareness for using banana protection.

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h/t consumerist

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