The All-Too-Typical Customer

I have these rad little calendar pads on my desk, and I never tear them off. So they get backdated months at a time; today I changed that. I came across this one and thought it was classic. If you have ever worked at a restaurant or any retail spot you can probably reference some kind of story to this. Don’t be that person, Don’t be a FOOD douche.

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