Terminator Salvation: The Ride

This is the scene I was treated to before my morning commute. I stumbled out of my car at the gas station, groggy, waiting for my dose of coffee to kick in that I injected just 20 minutes prior. There it was, not only were thoughts of Carl’s Jr. breakfast seeping into my system, but a billboard informing me that come time for my birthday at the end of this month, Six Flags will be unveiling a new wooden behemoth of a roller coaster which combines state-of-the-art technology with the classic aesthetic of a wooden roller coaster. Case of the Wednesday mornings? Not anymore! In the words of my illustrious friend Gaylor, “You’re Pumped!”