‘Tequila Buffet’ for Convenient Mouthwatering Tomfoolery

Be warned, though, the “mouth-watering” part of the Tequila Buffet must be left to the imagination unless and until you are willing to shell out the 90 bucks for this to-be-boozy masterpiece. The Tequila Buffet is crafted from “beams of wormy chestnut salvaged from dismantled barns and homes of the Appalachians.” On the plus side, for your money, you get glasses, salt bowls, a cutting board, a paring knife and a spoon, so everything is all cute (or manly) and matching.

And just look at how aesthetically pleasing it is! It even has little grooves for your limes. I hate tequila, but if someone served it to me like this, I might be tempted to acquiesce.

Tequila Buffet: $90 @ Etsy

via Cool Material

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