Teenager Tattoos a McDonald’s Receipt to His Arm, This is Why We’re Doomed

An 18-year-old from Lørenskog, Norway inked himself with a McDonald’s receipt this week. In other news, popsicle dildos exist and Canada won’t take back Justin Bieber.

Apparently, Stian Ytterdahl’s friends decided he was too active with the ladies and decided that making him choose between tattooing Barbie on his rear or a receipt on his arm would be a proper punishment. Luckily, Ytterdahl made the right choice and chose the latter. The tattoo parlor claimed it was the strangest request they’d ever gotten and offered to tattoo their shop’s receipt on his other arm for free. Naturally, he agreed.

“Now I’m a living billboard,” Ytterdahl said to Romereskes Blad. “I think all this is just fun. Maybe it won’t be as fun when I’m 50 or 60 years, but it’s my choice.”

On the bright side, at least he’ll always remember what he ordered for lunch that day.

Picthx Romereskes Blad