Tard Hopes This Grumpy Cat Gingerbread House Makes You Fat

It’s covered in white sugar frosting and what looks like blue Nerds and chocolate sprinkles—enough to guarantee at least a sugar crash, if not a whole winter’s long food coma.

Spotted at a Whole Foods Market, this Tard the Grumpy Cat-inspired Gingerbread House could be the perfect tool for ensuring a very Silent Night this holiday season. “Silent Night,” being a euphemism for sickness or even death, obviously.

In Tard’s own words: Good.

via Neatorama

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