Super Pick-Up Lines Pint Glass

Ladies, you’ve probably heard every line in the book. But those were the same old cliches being told by jerks NOT holding a Superman pint glass. Before you start heading for the door, check out some of these classy gems:

“My x-ray vision tells me you’ve been working out.”

or

“Wanna see why they call me the man of steel?”

This glass has charming lines like those printed on the surface so that, even in a state of complete inebriation, you’ll be able to dole out some serious game, Superman style. You’re welcome.

($8 @ Neatoshop)

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