Sub my Way

Subway was good as usual. Unfortunately, my immature antics did not go unnoticed today. The above looks like an extremely normal creeper photo with unfunny extra dialogue. Of course, grown man in front of the camera was doing a little too much arm movement for my taste. I told him he was in the way and that I’m trying to take a few snap shots of these Laguna Beach girls in line getting sandwiches. After talking a little too loud about the specimens before us, Amy Winehouse on the left there overheard, turned around and gave me the stink-eye. I shrugged my shoulders and shook my head, and pointed over to poor Reggie, who had not said a word this entire adventure. Sure enough, she fell for my whimsical lie and let Reggie feel the wrath I should have felt. Peep Reggie’s shiner:

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