Starbucks Testing Handcrafted Sodas; Trenta Size Bloomberg Approved?

In an attempt to dominate the caffeine world (and someday take over the universe, probably), Starbucks is currently testing a line of fountain drinks in Atlanta and Austin, according to The Wall Street Journal. These made-to-order drinks are being offered in spiced root beer, ginger ale and lemon ale flavors, with Starbucks fans already raving about the new line-up.

Others weren’t too stoked on the prices, which range from approximately $2.45 for a tall, $2.95 for a grande and $3.45 for a venti. No word yet on what a trenta will run you.

While the company stated that it’s too early to tell whether these “handcrafted” sodas will get a national roll out, we have a pretty good feeling that an order of “Lemon ale, please. Medium carbonation. Hold the whip” isn’t too far off in the bizarre future.

H/T Wall Street Journal + PicThx @EverydayUrban

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