This Name Generator Knows Exactly How Starbucks Employees Will Misspell Your Name

By now, we all know that Starbucks employees hate us and secretly love pissing us off by butchering our names. Either that, or Starbucks is usually crazy busy, they’re under stress and don’t have time to waste trying to correctly spell Sharkeisha.

Well, there is now a generator called What’s My Starbucks Name that has a pretty good idea at how employees misspell your name. You simply input your name, press enter and away we go. It takes difficult names such as mine, Isai, and turns it into something like Ileen. It’ll even butcher easy names like Steve and drastically misinterpret it as Sue.

The generator was created by Justin Hook, a writer for the comics based on the popular FOX TV show Bob’s Burgers.

Probably the coolest thing about the generator is that it actually pictures a cup with the misspelled name on it. The pics are collected from the popular Tumblr called Starbucks Spelling, which is an infinite library of Starbucks cups with terribly misspelled names.

Have fun with it, and in case you were wondering, it spelled Sharkeisha, “Sharmena.”

h/t mashable

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