Squirt and Run: Woman Robs Pharmacy Using Breast Milk

milk

In a situation that sounds like a scene from a Farrelly brothers comedy, a woman used her breast milk as a weapon.

According to the Local in Germany, the woman entered a pharmacy looking to buy a breast pump. As the transaction was taking place at the register, she whipped out a titty and started spraying the staff with her breast milk.

She then began to look through the cash registers and counters, simultaneously spraying anyone who tried to talk some sense into her.

Police said she only took 100 euros, which is about $126, so she didn’t exactly milk the pharmacy for everything they had.

The woman got away, apparently armed and dangerous, or boobed and dangerous.

H/T The Local

More content

CultureEating Out
McDonald’s Teams Up With Minecraft For Limited-Time Happy Meal To Celebrate The Minecraft Movie
Attention, McDonald’s fans and Minecraft loyalists! Get ready for an adventure that takes you beyond the screen. To celebrate the release of The Minecraft Movie…
,
Krispy Kreme Links With Fruity Pebbles For Limited-Time Doughnut Collaboration
Krispy Kreme has teamed up with Fruity Pebbles for a limited-edition treat: the Krispy Kreme x Fruity Pebbles Milk Original Glazed Doughnuts, available starting today…
,
Eating InProducts
Cheez-It Pizza Is Coming Soon To Stores
In an unexpected turn of events for snack and pizza lovers alike, Cheez-It is entering the frozen foods aisle with new Cheez-It Pizza. This bold…
,
Burger
We Deliver!

Enter your email address below and we'll deliver our top stories straight to your inbox