Spam Lip Balm

Rubbing meat on your face is interestingly enough, not completely accepted by society, and in many cases, rather frowned upon. Spam Lip Glaze somehow didn’t get the memo, and this officially licensed Hormel brand product allows you to rub the flavor of meat on your lips without the weird stares normally associated with meat-on-lips.

The 2.75″ stick actually has Aloe in it, along with the following ingredients: petrolatum, mineral oil, ozokerite, beeswax, cocos nucifera (Coconut) oil, flavor, phenyl trimethicone, carthamus tinctorious (safflower) seed oil, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract and Tocopheryl Acetate. SPAM lovers, look no further than this lip balm. ($2.99 @ Amazon)