Slang Flask
This thing is perfect for all you drinkers that become asshole’s when drunk. Oh wait, that’s most of us. Atleast you’re owning up to it while drinking out of this, right? Urban Outfitter’s should make a see-through flask with a dashed line in the middle of it and it should read, “I’m a little bitch if my alcohol level is above this line”. (Thx CM)