Watch Sara Underwood Sell Herself As A ‘PERFECT GIRLFRIEND’ With Pizza And Beer

This is a video of Playmate Sara Jean Underwood playing imaginary video games, eating pizza, drinking beer and consuming one kid-sized Twix bar.

It’s sexy, yes. Sexy in an old hat view of what makes “The Perfect Girlfriend.”

Let me preface: There’s not a moment of this video I didn’t enjoy. I would have just loved to be in the room with the 50-year-old brain trapped in a 23-year-old’s cranium that suggested, “Bro wouldn’t the perfect girlfriend be some hot blonde — who like — enjoys beer, eats pizza, doesn’t talk, wears a shirt where I can see that dope ass under-boob situation and pretends to play Mortal Kombat all day?”

Then that person’s colleague responds, “Fuck ya brother, let’s get a camera guy. Sara Jean is in the building today, we’ll throw her the script cause it’s an easy read, and hope she bites.”

She did.

*BOING*

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