Get Lit With Saint Nick Using This Booze-Dispensing Holiday Stocking

While Christmas is the time to spend with your family and loved ones, being in a confined space with all your relatives can sometimes lead to some stressful conversations. You’re gonna need a little liquid courage to help get you through the holiday.

Enter: Santa’s Flask.

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The custom-made Christmas stocking has a built-in tap that dispenses alcohol at your Yuletide whim. Made of BPA-free food grade plastic, the stocking holds up to 2.25 liters of alcohol — the equivalent of three bottles of wine.

You can purchase the item for $9.99 directly here.

We’d love to fill this bad boy up with some spiked egg nog and get an early start on the Christmas festivities.

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