RUDE: ‘Canada’ Troll Cake

If I wasn’t Canadian, I’d be pretty mad right now. Instead, I’m slightly “put off” by this incognito American Cake gifted to a rather unfortunate Reddit user.

For those of you who might have missed it: Yesterday was Canada Day. Every July 1st, Canadians get together and play hockey while riding meese like unicorns and drinking loads of whiskey. It’s glorious and we take the day quite to heart, which is why this blasphemous, I mean quite inappropriate, troll cake made me cry maple syrup tears.

troll cake

Yes, it’s an American flag hidden inside a cake disguised as our Maple Leaf (kudos to whoever made that foliage though, that sh*t’s mad difficult to get right). I imagine that rather than tasting like poutine and politeness, this Trojan cake taste like hot dogs and the 4th of July.

Again, if I wasn’t so fucking enraged upset, I’d ask for a slice.

H/T + PicThx Reddit

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