Road Popper: Bottle Opener for Bicycles

Chromoly has answered the call for those hipster, fixed-wheel having hooligans who need a beer mid-bike-ride. Actually, let’s clarify, this bike-mounted bottle opener was not intended for alcoholic beverages (driving a bike under the influence is just as bad as a motor vehicle!). The opener is designed to fit discreetly to the rails on the underside of the saddle, as to not disrtract from the sexiness of the rest of your bike. Finish options are plain (pictured), matte gold, glossy gold, matte antique bronze and glossy antique bronze. This badboy is available for $40!