Ransom Demand Cookie Cutters

Ransom Demand Cookie Cutters

Were you the kid that cut out letters out of magazines and headlines in order to assemble demands for the kidnapping of the TV remote control? Did you ever sneak into your sibling’s room to abduct a personal object, just so you could have leverage over their Halloween candy? Of course you didn’t, because it didn’t involve baked goods.

But now the power is in your hands and your oven. Think Geek‘s Ransom Demand Cookie Cutters ($17.99) contain all 26 letters in various fonts, an ampersand and an exclamation point for emphatic demands. So what do you want for Christmas this year? DEMAND IT with cookies. For the pacifiers, anyone down for an intensely long game of Cookie Scrabble? We’ll need your extra warehouse space to play.

 

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