Produce Porn: Photographer Imagines All The Things Fruits and Veggies Do Behind Closed Doors

Artist Lauren Hillenbrandt was bored, so she decided to do a photo series which “forced objects into new scenarios, reinvented their original purpose and achieved a sense of absurdism that paralleled her paradoxical feelings toward daily life.” Yeah, makes sense, because whenever I’m bored I totally make raunchy fruit porn, too.

Creamed cabbage boobs, gushing grapefruits and one arrangement which looks like it could be a male strip club – you know, if male strip clubs were made out of fruit and the dancers were considerably more well-endowed.

Nothing like a good old round of food porn to end your weekend, right?

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