President Obama Has a Cholesterol of 209

According to the latest report from the NYDailyNews, our current President, Mr. Obama, has a cholesterol level of 209. This is a “borderline-high” number, especially in comparison to his level of 173 back in 2007. According to that same article, the president does seem to bum the occasional cigarette (and currently is on the nicotine gum), but all that is probably secondary to the amount of times we caught the President Foodbeasting over the past couple years. Here are a few memories: HauteLinks, Ben’s Chili Bowl

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