Portopong: Floating Beer Pong Tables

Those Beer Pong cups aren’t actually floating away, you’re just really hammered. Just kidding! They are floating away! …and you’re really hammered. It seems as though you can now add Beer Pong to the list of things you now can do in a pool alongside grilling, watching TV,  and lounging.

Apparently, the last thing that most people want to do in a pool is swim. Each table measures 6 feet long and 3 feet wide which is a little on the small side, but hey, it makes Beer Pong an outdoor sport. I dare anyone to do a bounce shot off the bouncy surfaces of these floating wonders. That’s gotta be worth 3 cups…right? ($49.99 @ PortoOPong)

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