Pop Open A Beer With This Gingerbread Zombie

Halloween may be over, but it doesn’t mean that ALL remnants of the spooky yet cavity-inducing holiday have left us just yet. Take, for instance, the urge to zombify just about everything in sight — including the arrival of the boozy holiday season — as seen by this nifty Gingerbread Zombie Bottle Opener.

Brought to us by NeatoShop — those purveyors of geektastic goodness — this bottle opener is made of tough urethane resin, solid steel, and lots of OH MY GOD I’M BEING EATEN ALIVE attitude. Bonus? These bottle openers, designed by Odd Art Fabrications, are hand-painted and “handcrafted by local artisans” who seem to understand the importance of celebrating the undead AND drinking in duo-holiday style. No shoddy mass-produced gingerbread man trinket for you, my thirsty friend.

For just under $13, you can gift this sweet-toothed and half-eaten little dude to anyone who wants to open up a bottle of their favorite winter brew while paying homage to the tragic zombie apocalypse in Candyland. Our hearts (and brains) go out to you guys.

[$12.95 @ NeatoShop]

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