This Bro Rapped An Entire Pizza Order In The Most Obnoxious Way Possible

I can’t imagine working at a pizza place, having to pick up the phone every couple of minutes and deal with customers’ ridiculous requests. People are pretty obnoxious as is, so having someone rap an entire 2 minute pizza order could make you want to bang your head against a wall.

Rapper Mac Lethal has made noise in the battle rap scene and released albums independently, but Lethal has really made waves on YouTube by skillfully and humorously rapping about mundane, everyday occurrences, a la Lil Dicky.

With these skills in his pocket, he recently hopped on the phone and proceeded to recite his pizza order, putting in ridiculous requests, that while annoying, flowed seamlessly in song form.

He went on to explain that he needed “a combo and a couple supremes, a couple deep dish pizzas that will bust through my seams, a 20,000-inch meat lover’s where the cheese is gooey, and a female driver that’ll feed it to me.”

The pizza guy on the other side was a better sport about it than expected. He laughed and asked if he could do the rap again for his boss to hear.

If it were me at that pizza place, my response would have been something along the lines of, “I’m very impressed with your comedy rap skills, now are you going to actually order a fucking pizza?” But then again, I’m an asshole.