This Girl HATES Pineapples On Pizzas With A Passion

Whenever we order pizzas in the office, a small number of staff request pineapples and ham. They’re quickly met with a barrage of insults and taunts for even suggesting such a thing.

Found on Reddit, user lollerkeet posted an image of a girl from a high school yearbook. Next to her portrait was a very passionate opinion about the placement of pineapples on pizza.

Here’s her quote:

If you like pineapple slices on pizza, I hope you like pineapple slices on your children’s graves because you’re weak, your bloodline is weak, and you will not survive the winter.

Remind us to be careful who we order pizza around from now on.

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