The Phillies Reveal A Heart-Stopping Cheeseburger With NINE Burger Patties

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As we inch closer to Opening Day in Major League Baseball, there are still new, life-altering food items being released by ballparks.

Let’s go to Philly for this one.

Citizens Bank Park and Wayback Burgers teamed up to make the Triple-Triple, a 9-patty, 2000+ calories freak of a burger.

Each of the burger’s nine patties will be accompanied by a slice of cheese melted over top. Of course some tomato and lettuce will be sneaked in, just in case you want to feel a little healthy. Bleacher Report said this thing is loaded with 2,200 calories of glorious, meaty deliciousness, which means you probably shouldn’t make dinner plans for about whole week.

This thing looks like the Phillies’ food team got together and just said, “F*ck it. Let’s just stack it with patties until it tips over.”

Mercifully, this burger is only being sold in the left field plaza, away from any seats that frequent foul balls. So if you get a food coma and pass out, all you have to worry about is home run balls hit to left field, something the Phillies probably won’t be doing much of this season.

h/t Jonathan Garza

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