Peeps Lip Balm

Whenever I think lip balm, I think of my friend Bazant (no homo), because the dude has a weird love affair with lip balm and lotion. All in all, he’s a normal dude, but 23 out of every 24 hours of every day, he is as dry as a dry roasted peanut dipped in sand and wrapped in a bed of cotton. Tangent aside, Easter is right around the corner and that means Peeps marshmallow treats are on everyone’s mind, and they are definitely not discriminating! For $3.99 at Amazon.com, you can pick up Peeps flavored lip balm in one of four marshmallow cream flavors: cotton candy, grape, strawberry and vanilla.