Old Navy: Baby Hamburger Costume

Yesterday we posted up 10 Sexy Food Costume Ideas for the ladies. Sure enough, if you are a sexy lady, wear those costumes out on Halloween at a drunken party, that could very likely lead to pre-marital sex, and unwanted pregnancy and a child in the same [/flawed logic]. Seriously though, we just got wind of this amazing Hamburger Costume being sold at Old Navy for a mere $15! What kid doesn’t want to dress up like a meat patty and encase himself in cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, a bun and some strange, unexplained purple vegetable? Cute. Cute. Cute!

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