17 Hilariously NSFW Dishes This Pinay Instagrammer Won’t Stop Tagging Us In

Instagrammer @eatlikeyoureondeathrow_, formerly @_thispinaycancook_ ,is one of our favorite food bloggers. Aside from her creative recipes and beautiful food photography, she’s probably of the funniest personalities in the Foodbeast Instagram family.

The only downside is she has a tendency to post a fair amount of foods shaped like genitals. Like, a lot.

Here are some of the gnarliest creations the spicy Filipina chef has produced. Obviously, they’re not safe or work at all. Some even look uncomfortably delicious.

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#tbt phallic envy?!…. happy weekends mylove ill post my FEATURE FRIDAY in a bit… did you try one of my recipes?!? did you tag #eatlikeyoureondeathrow?!? then wait it might be your foodpix that will be featured! keep tagging me and use the #eatlikeyoureondeathrow in the caption to get a chance to be featured! just wanna share how anybody can cook and if they dont wanna choose your foodpost i will! just being grateful and thankful for the ❤️ you always show!

A photo posted by @_thispinaycancook_ (@eatlikeyoureondeathrow) on Apr 3, 2014 at 5:44pm PDT

 

you know you wanna see them boobies!? GUESS WHAT BREAD IMMA BE BAKING MYLOVES? ill TAG the first TEN who guessed it right! GO! ??? A photo posted by @_thispinaycancook_ (@eatlikeyoureondeathrow) on Apr 15, 2014 at 3:10pm PDT

im switchin to metro pcs if i got no fcukin good reception by tomorrow LOL ? #youremindmeofsomething #pekpekmobulok

A photo posted by @_thispinaycancook_ (@eatlikeyoureondeathrow) on May 7, 2014 at 4:58pm PDT

 

 

TRICK OR TREAT!!! DCIK MUMMY MEATBALL SLIDING IN YOUR DM LIKE… wrap your dcik and say “trick or treat” tricks loves treats!!! tag your friends who loves mummified meatballs ⭐POST & ️TAG ME @_thispinaycancook_ & #eatlikeyoureondeathrow THEMED FOODEATS ( bento.cakepops.cake.candies.anything food) and ill feature the best ones on friday!!!⭐️

 

A photo posted by @_thispinaycancook_ (@eatlikeyoureondeathrow) on Oct 26, 2014 at 5:50pm PDT

 

DCIK THE HALLS GINGERBREAD DCIK COOKIES dont know why these dciks got swollen while i knead them? TAG who you wanna give these for christmas!? #eatlikeyoureondeathrow A photo posted by @_thispinaycancook_ (@eatlikeyoureondeathrow) on Dec 18, 2014 at 7:48pm PST

 

 

to all you new to my feed… lemme introduce my feed once again to start 2015… ive change my username just like the hashtag ive created #eatlikeyoureondeathrow this is @_thispinaycancook_ lol just in case u forgot i post dick shape food… i am blunt and will tell you to shut the fcuk up if you feel too entitled in MY feed i am really sweet just dont be a dumbass i rarely block bc most if not all create new acct to troll & lurk my feed anyways then jack my caption & style ?? i abhor pretentious two faced bitches.just lurk lol my feed dont necessarily reflect who i am but its just a snipet of it i dont mind being known anonymously i rather bullshit with ten cool motherfcukers than fake it with thousands lame asses i will always post what i want i am genuinely grateful & appreciative to those that i bullshit on the regular i lob yu lon thyme? tell me your first name so i can address you by ur first name mylovefcukers YES thats my nickname : rho… stamped on the pekpek bun? TAG someone who needs edible dick in their life? redundant no?

 

A photo posted by @_thispinaycancook_ (@eatlikeyoureondeathrow) on Jan 5, 2015 at 8:46pm PST

 

TOP THREE ???TOP 3!!!??? TOP 3 OF THE 14 BEST FOODPIX IN MY FEED TO CELEBRATE 14,000 FOLLOWERS AGAIN!first dcik dessert (redundant) that got flagged by virgins prudes trolls and basic morons…bitching by this sweet banana stuffed waffle yet you go ??? #eggplantfriday everynight… chill…its what your mouth wants TAG someone who wanna eat a sweet dcik ?? #eatlikeyoureondeathrow A photo posted by @_thispinaycancook_ (@eatlikeyoureondeathrow) on Jan 19, 2015 at 7:38pm PST

 

DO.NUT. ASS.HOLE. VALENTINES DAY DESSERT when you’re tryna low key what you wanna hit on valentines day tag your valentines date… imaginary or real ? #eatlikeyoureondeathrow A photo posted by @_thispinaycancook_ (@eatlikeyoureondeathrow) on Feb 10, 2015 at 4:34pm PST

good moanin mylovefcukers?☕️ EASTER BREAD W/ EGGS IN YOUR MOUTH FOR SINDAY have you been on your knees ho?…get blessed by the holy water… been seeing these easter bread just apt to bake one too no?…? yes im going to hell… who is going with me?? tag someone who needs to get blessed by the holy water ??? #eatlikeyoureondeathrow MAKE SURE YOU JOIN MY FREE BRAND NEW NEFF BURGER BACKPACK GIVEAWAY!!!!! #buzzfeedfood @buzzfeed

A photo posted by @_thispinaycancook_ (@eatlikeyoureondeathrow) on Apr 5, 2015 at 9:05am PDT

 

goin up on a… lol TAG YOUR FAVORITE PORNSTAR✨ ?? #eatlikeyoureondeathrow #foodbeast #eatgoodstayfresh A photo posted by @_thispinaycancook_ (@eatlikeyoureondeathrow) on Apr 14, 2015 at 4:33pm PDT

TITI BENTO TAG A BLACK GUY lol #WHPemojisinthewild ? lol but you know im on IG shitlist already so i cant make it like a rated gp??? i know you aint gon feature me so you can suck a ??? lol irdgaf… #eatlikeyoureondeathrow

A photo posted by @_thispinaycancook_ (@eatlikeyoureondeathrow) on May 3, 2015 at 5:53pm PDT

 

i heard its my fave national day! #nationallollipopday TAG a lollipop licker??? ?THANKS TO @foodbeast @chefsroll @cookmagazine for the feature! appreciate it much loves?? #eatlikeyoureondeathrow #foodbeast #eeeeeats @complex A photo posted by @_thispinaycancook_ (@eatlikeyoureondeathrow) on Jul 20, 2015 at 8:01pm PDT

LICK MY TACO deconstructed steak taco. every ingredient was manually micro chopped. pureed guacamole. silk thread refried beans. smooth sour cream. micro cubed steak. tomatoes. onions. toasted tortilla. micro cilantro leaves. yes bitches,i can plate.? i just dont quite do it often as i eat like a man. ?. just scrool way down you’ll see other nicely plated food i serve for my fam bam. #eatlikeyoureondeathrow #foodbeast #tacotuesday TAG a TACO EATER????

A photo posted by @_thispinaycancook_ (@eatlikeyoureondeathrow) on Aug 18, 2015 at 4:47pm PDT

 

HAM WRAPPED BAKED POTATO CREAM PIED ?PEKPEK lol i saw @epicmook post that its #nationalpotatoday & i dont really have yummy screen lickable foodpix. disclaimer: the picture posted is in no where close or a visual depiction and a representation of the IG acct’s owner’s own… #pekpekmobulok #eatlikeyoureondeathrow #foodbeast TAG a hungry kneegah…? A photo posted by @_thispinaycancook_ (@eatlikeyoureondeathrow) on Aug 19, 2015 at 5:18pm PDT

FCUK YOU PIE throwback to thanksgiving & baking this amazingly yummiliciluscious APPLE GALETTE W/ SALTED CARAMEL scroll down my feed for the recipe mylovefcukers i bet someone will fcuk you like youre on death row if you bake this for them?? tag someone you wanna serve this to #eatlikeyoureondeathrow #tbt

A photo posted by @_thispinaycancook_ (@eatlikeyoureondeathrow) on Mar 5, 2015 at 8:44pm PST

DO.NUT.HOLE. low key hint her what you want for vday… if she licks & bites the head… its on like donkey kong? what you got planned for vday mylovefcukers? #eatlikeyoureondeathrow

A photo posted by @_thispinaycancook_ (@eatlikeyoureondeathrow) on Feb 13, 2015 at 10:07am PST

facetime. “say aaaaaah” #eatlikeyoureondeathrow

A photo posted by @_thispinaycancook_ (@eatlikeyoureondeathrow) on Jun 6, 2014 at 9:40pm PDT